Live in Lagos & Abuja · Pilot

Whatever you need. Chat My Guy.

One WhatsApp number for every vendor you'd otherwise be chasing. We do the talking — the negotiating, the chasing, the back-and-forth. You only ever message us. You only ever say yes.

You're already doing commerce on WhatsApp — we know. We just take the part where you have to find the person, chase them, negotiate, and follow up off your plate.

How it works

Need anything? Just chat my guy.

01

You message us

Save our number. Tell us what you need. Voice notes work. English, Pidgin, Yorùbá, Igbo, Hausa — talk how you talk.

02

We deal with the vendors

On our side, we message however many people it takes — vendors and restaurants we already know and trust. We negotiate, follow up, lock the time. You don't see any of those chats.

03

You just confirm

We come back with one clean answer — price, time, who's coming. Yes or no. That's all you do. If anything goes wrong, we sort it.

Real requests, real people

The stuff you'd normally ask three friends about.

Names changed. Requests not.

My battery don die for outside Yaba market 😩 mobile mechanic urgent abeg
— Tobi, Yaba (Lagos)
Plumber for a kitchen sink leak in Lekki Phase 1. Same-day if possible.
— Kemi, Lekki (Lagos)
AC blowing hot, guests at 7pm. Anyone in VI who can come today?
— Tunde, Victoria Island (Lagos)
Need painter for 3-bedroom in Surulere this weekend, standard emulsion 🎨
— Bose, Surulere (Lagos)
Light don go for upstairs only. I need electrician sharp sharp, Ikeja
— Femi, Ikeja (Lagos)
Carpenter to fix wardrobe door + add new shelves, Magodo Phase 2
— Chuka, Magodo (Lagos)
Car rental — Lagos to Ibadan tomorrow morning, return same day
— Ada, Lekki (Lagos)
Caterer for 50 plates jollof + grilled chicken, Saturday lunch in Wuse
— Hauwa, Wuse (Abuja)
Where I fit see Tiger generator brushes 2.5KVA? Need am today abeg
— Yusuf, Maitama (Abuja)
Where we are

Lagos and Abuja first. Rest of Nigeria next.

Every new city gets vetted local vendors before we say "live." We don't open a city by hashtag — tell us where you dey, we prioritize where demand stacks up first.

🇳🇬Lagos
LIVE
🇳🇬Abuja
LIVE
🇳🇬Port Harcourt
SOON
🇳🇬Ibadan
SOON
🇳🇬Kano
SOON
🇳🇬Benin City
SOON
🇳🇬Enugu
SOON
🇳🇬Kaduna
SOON
🇳🇬Your city?
VOTE
Get in

Tell us where you dey. We'll come to you.

Lagos and Abuja are live. If you're somewhere else in Nigeria, drop your details and we'll WhatsApp you the day we open in your city.

We'll only message you when we're live in your city. No marketing spam.
For vendors

Get more orders. On WhatsApp.

Customers ask us for someone like you. We send them to the WhatsApp number you already use. You set the price. You get paid for the work you do.

Sign up as vendor
Honest pricing

A small fee per order. That's it.

The vendor sets their own price. We don't inflate it. We charge a small service fee on top — that pays us to find your guy, agree the price, follow up, and refund you if something goes wrong.

Service fee, by order size

Up to ₦2,000₦150 – ₦300
₦2,001 – ₦5,000₦300 – ₦500
₦5,001 – ₦15,000₦500 – ₦800
₦15,001 – ₦50,000₦800 – ₦1,200
Over ₦50,000₦1,200 – ₦1,500

Payment processing (Paystack 1.5% + ₦100) is passed through at cost.